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This week’s Porta-Potty race was brought to you by a trucker in Waukesha, Wisconsin [Sick]

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Florida Terminator: “I need your clothes, your wallet, and your phone” [Florida]

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Walgreens blamed for San Francisco opioid crisis, creating shoplifting predicament, and car burglary plague. CVS quietly lengthens receipts hoping for similar publicity [Sad]

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Food prices are skyrocketing, and Leon’s getting . . . slimmer, probably [Interesting]

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Car crashes into boba tea café, hits patron, and dooms Boba Fett’s attempts to branch out from bounty hunting [Scary]

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Judge weighs more than a duck and therefore was not a witch [Fail]

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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 901: “Solo Subjects” Details and rules in first post. LGT next week’s theme [Farktography]

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Fire destroys home, sets off ammunition in garage, causes two Teslas in the driveway to explode, and gives Lieutenant Frank Drebin another chance to say ‘Nothing to see here’ [Scary]

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New monopoly card: “Bank error in your favor. Collect 87 properties” [Strange]

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Venice’s residents worried about the city turning into a tourist museum because its population is expected to officially drop below 50,000 this week [Interesting]

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Ohio Supreme Court says “Go Blow” by a vote of 6-1 [Cool]

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Evansville Indiana done blew up. Not sure how they can tell [Scary]

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HOA: Um, we gonna need you to go ahead and remove the solar panels you installed, mmmkay? That would be great. Home Owner: Not right now, HOA. In fact, I’m going to have to ask you to go ahead and read the court’s decision regarding this matter [Interesting]

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They really should have advertised this as an awesome cave hideaway with a nice if boring house attached [Cool]

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Huh… so that’s where I left it [Amusing]

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Yeah, no shiat [Obvious]

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I think this right here is the problem causing all this water to leak into the store [Scary]

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Three attack man as he gets behind wheel of his Jeep. They crossed the Rubicon on this one [Scary]

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Former Teacher of the Year award winner pleads guilty to running an inmate educational program modeled after his school curriculum [Scary]

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Photoshop this little kicker [Photoshop]

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Take heroin, fentanyl and cocaine, drive your truck head-on through a group of motorcyclists, kill seven, and tell the cops it’s your fault? That’s an acquittal in “Live Free or Die” land [Asinine]

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“It’s SEOOOOOOOOOOUL drain” [Scary]

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Today is humpday, so try a camel burger [Misc]

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Police warn intruder that they may have caught fatal herpes infection from macaque [Creepy]

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NYC: Police chase ended with a car killing your child? Well, it’s your fault for walking on such a dangerous sidewalk [Asinine]

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Texas teachers attend “Teaching in Texas and dealing with a-hole Texan parents and idiot Texas Government” class and are THIS close to saying Fark It en masse [Obvious]

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Missouri city-owned water park cancels large youth group’s reservation because they “didn’t feel comfortable” with the group and felt that they “didn’t represent” the water park. Why yes, it was a Black youth group, how did you know? [Murica]

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Small town votes out mayor for his underwater hotel scheme. No word yet whether he’ll go quietly or release the sharks with lasers [Followup]

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Photoshop this cruise walkway [Photoshop]

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“The future is already here – it’s just not evenly distributed.” –William Gibson. This is your Fark Writer’s Thread, distributed edition [CSB]

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If Saul Goodman was located in Vegas [Amusing]

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“I said, ‘Do you know that you’re drinking a beer?’ and he said, ‘Yup, this is me and my mommy’s favorite beer. We drink it all the time'” [Fail]

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The U.S. lost in Afghanistan because it lost track of why it was there, says guy who was responsible for making sure the U.S. didn’t lose track of why it was there [Dumbass]

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Fact Check: Are people really this dumb? Our Verdict: Yes, Yes they are. Bonus Verdict: USAToday was wrong about their conclusion [Facepalm]

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It’s probably not a good idea to buy a rug depicting the 9/11 attacks, even if it really does tie the room together (possible nsfw content on page) [Dumbass]

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Fark NotNewsletter: Tell me about it, stud [FarkBlog]

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Polish up your sticks, its Wacking Day in Florida…for pythons [Florida]

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Headline: “You won’t believe how some Delaware shoppers are dealing with plastic bag ban”. Reality: If you’re a regular on Fark, you probably would [Asinine]

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The “sleeping giant” antarctic ice sheet will remain stable so long as… well, shiat [Scary]

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Today’s 2-hour serving of ’80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Squeeze, Elvis Costello, Thomas Dolby, General Public, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn’t sound like on pastFORWARD #379. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live]

By • On 10/08/2022 • In ||@FARK • 1 min read

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The manual transmission is finally going the way of the Dodo. No1curr [Spiffy]

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Today’s Slatesplanation: People don’t take Monkeypox seriously enough because it has a terrible name that we’re stuck with, so let’s start calling it MPX instead. At least that way people will think we’re talking about an airport [Stupid]

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But did anybody hear it? [Scary]

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Ex-N.J. strip club manager now a fugitive because, really, what else would an ex-N.J. strip club manager be? [Scary]

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Ex-N.J. strip club manager now a fugitive because, really, what else would an ex-N.J. strip club manager be? [Scary]

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The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a “massager” in the boys’ bathroom at school is a good … wait, what? [Stupid]

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Woman arrested for meat beating [Florida]

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(Gullible) Police: Woman used pages from “spell book” to set car on fire [Unlikely]

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Teen dies in woodchipper incident. Should Subby go with a Fargo reference for the Green or a Tucker and Dale Versus Evil for the self-satisfaction of Too Obscure? [Sad]

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Photoshop this old-timey thespian [Photoshop]

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Meet Ethan! He’s the winner of this year’s American Humane Shelter Hero Dog award that recognizes dogs who have done “extraordinary” things. Please welcome him and his owner to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/milestone videos) [Woofday]

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As far as nightmares go, some weirdo parking a car in your driveway seems rather tame [Weird]

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New lawsuit alleges that Project Veritas didn’t just poop all over the internet [Ironic]

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Fechez la dynamite [Sad]

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Day 168 of WW3: Whoa. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky says annexed Crimea must be freed to end the war with Russia. This is important – a major policy escalation by Ukraine. RTFA for the context. It’s your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion [News]

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Can’t Fail Cafe does [Awkward]

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CryptoDickbutts. Does the headline really need to say anything else? [Amusing]

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Just stick him in a bowl of rice? [Sad]

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I guarantee your family does not have a funeral story crazier than this one [Strange]

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“Not creepy” sex store wins community support after right wing criticism/rocks through windows [Spiffy]

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Putin has deployed Steven Seagal to Ukraine. They better hope he really is Hard to Kill, as he may very well be Marked for Death [Sad]

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Putin has deployed Steven Seagal to Ukraine. They better hope he really is Hard to Kill, as he may very well be Marked for Death [Sad]

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For some strange reason, the prison where Derek Chauvin is being held was not allowing correctional officers of color to guard him. That was the FA portion of the program; for the FO portion we’ll start with a $1.5 million fine [Stupid]

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You’ve heard of the phrase “That’s old news”, right? Well, is there such a thing a “Too early news”? [Silly]

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Emmett Till, who died horribly even by Mississippi standards, will not get any justice [Sad]

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Remember that time coal was a newfangled, eco-friendly green energy solution? Well, someone does [Interesting]

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So, if the definition of a good landing is one you can walk away from, was this a good landing? Opinions differ [Scary]

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Great news: You can afford to buy your own set of islands. Reality check: They’re in Harrisburg, PA [Cool]

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Suspect in Albuquerque Muslim killings has been arrested. Turns out he didn’t have a very Sunni disposition [News]

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Neighborhood deals with growing sinkhole and new fountain [Strange]

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Double the pleasure, double the fun [Weird]

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