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Photoshop this sprightly scene [Photoshop]

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Headlines like this is probably why Fark has the Obvious tag [Obvious]

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Old news: stealing merchandise from Walmart. Today’s news: stealing a service dog from Walmart [Dumbass]

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Much like a 2 year old, slapping a 1/6 insurrectionist on the wrist and saying “no” doesn’t actually stop them from insurrecting [Obvious]

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Welcome to Tennessee, where even the elementary school kids are packing heat [Scary]

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Legal weed can’t compete with illegal weed in California [Ironic]

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Drone searching for hidden graves brought down by locals who claimed it was spreading covid. Things went quickly downhill from there [Scary]

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Ohio high school cancels school play because one character might be gay (probably because local pastor pulled the ‘think of the children’ card). Kids vow to put on play anyway in a community theater setting. Tag for the kids, GFM for theater rental [Hero]

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Photoshop this rainbow lorikeet and its pretty perch [Photoshop]

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Creator of Kitties Found Home Inc., a 501(c)3 nonprofit: “When I get a kitten, I try to find it a home, but if after three months I still have it, I give it a name and this is its home.” 57 kitties later, it’s time for Caturday [Caturday]

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He confronted and killed an unarmed man, 11 days later was arrested for it, and then was out of jail in just two hours. Welcome to being white in Texas [Asinine]

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San José “community officer” threatens to kill cops on right wing board. Better believe that’s a paid suspension for a few days [Stupid]

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Woman charged with murder had hit list of potential future victims. No word on whether Billy Madison was one of those [Dumbass]

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“Were you playing this Sudoku?” U.S. District Court Judge Edward Davila asked juror No. 5 while in chambers”. “I do have Sudoku, but it doesn’t interfere with me listening,” the [BRILLIANT] juror said [Murica]

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Won’t somebody think of the Australians? [Facepalm]

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The fate of the world will be decided in Glasgow [Awkward]

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A meme a day kept the doctor away [Cool]

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Poacher unable to ignore the elephant in the room [Spiffy]

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Clean-up work continues after undoubtedly messy Aso eruption. Officials have mobilized special vehicles to haul ash [Followup]

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The Energizer thief who just kept stealing and stealing narrowly avoids a Duracell and gets only probation [Strange]

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A drug deal goes funny when a machete wielding clown shows up [Weird]

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Hundreds of manatees starving to death along Florida coast as algae blooms kill their seagrass food. OH THE [Florida]

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Immensa Labs not Mensa material [Followup]

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Add observation wheels to the list of structures that collapse in China [Scary]

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The Cop who killed the uncle of the girl who filmed George Floyd’s murder has been charged with manslaughter. No, it wasn’t “payback” so much as a dumbass cop who thought a 100 MPH chase through a residential neighborhood was a good idea [Followup]

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Fully vaccinated? Or ARE you? [Interesting]

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Fully vaccinated? Or ARE you? [Interesting]

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A look at what happened when a remote Irish island finally got broadband internet. Beyond an epidemic of sprained wrists and several very serious chafing incidents, I mean [Interesting]

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Photshop this pampered pooch [Photoshop]

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Photshop this pampered pooch [Photoshop]

By • On 23/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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Sometimes certain smells trigger a long forgotten memory, other times they release deadly bacteria into your day spa [PSA]

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Sometimes certain smells trigger a long forgotten memory, other times they release deadly bacteria into your day spa [PSA]

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Today’s Slatesplanation: No, people aren’t really suffering from “smartphone pinkie” [Obvious]

By • On 22/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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The cat still refuses to get off his lawn [Florida]

By • On 22/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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“Get an abortion or be fired, your choice” [Scary]

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If you’re a teenager driving a horse and buggy down the street at 1:30 a.m., here’s at least one or two things you shouldn’t do [Asinine]

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In case you need a(nother) reason to stay away from Nashville, TN this weekend, I have two words for you: Anti-vaxxer Convention [Facepalm]

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Tattooed face man faces life in prison, tattoos [Scary]

By • On 22/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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Space, debt, foods you want, and food you definitely don’t want are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 10-16 EEKIA Edition [Cool]

By • On 22/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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CNN is not responding well to news of Brian Laundrie’s demise; now looking for “discrepancies in the timeline” to keep their coverage going [Stupid]

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Photoshop this gorgeous gharial [Photoshop]

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Electric City sign can’t afford electricity [Ironic]

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Subby would have written a good headline for this article on ‘Striketober’ but is instead currently picketing the submission queue, demanding a brighter shade of green [Interesting]

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Britain upgrades to Delta+ with the ad-free plan [News]

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California feels a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cry out ‘SPOON’ [Creepy]

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Update: Alec Baldwin’s gun loaded with one live round in place of a blank [Followup]

By • On 22/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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Where can a senior chief officer find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn to ignore life-saving technology? In the navy [Dumbass]

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American gun violence 30% more American during the pandemic [Murica]

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When this Scot needs another drink, he needs it now [Dumbass]

By • On 22/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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When this Scot needs another drink, he needs it now [Dumbass]

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Yet another example of senseless grain elevator violence [Murica]

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Life…ummm…finds a way [Interesting]

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Have you been wondering about what astrologers might have to say about the link between a person’s star sign and vaccination status? No? Well, this Utah County was and spent taxpayer money to find out [Facepalm]

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Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme: Abstraction Distractions. Make specially for us an abstract work using shapes, forms, colors to create a view beyond physical reality. You’ve just crossed over into…The F’artiste Zone (Thread open) [Fartiste]

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Oh wait, cannabis is causing a water shortage in Oregon? [Facepalm]

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Amazon delivery driver goes on wild ride with carjacking suspect after wannabe delivery guy decides to use the railways instead of the road [Scary]

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Amazon delivery driver goes on wild ride with carjacking suspect after wannabe delivery guy decides to use the railways instead of the road [Scary]

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Apparently it’ was so ‘good to be the king’ of Spain that Juan Carlos had to be injected with female hormones because of his rampant sex drive [Weird]

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Looking over the beer garden wall, we saw debris flying and then it was just crazy, we barely escaped with our lives [Interesting]

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Straight Outta Stockholm [Sad]

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A warning for those who like to go commando while wearing a skirt or a kilt: The floor of NYC’s newest observation deck is made of mirrors [Giggity]

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Photoshop these bare bricks [Photoshop]

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The head of the Miami PD is an abusive, vindictive, violent man who is protected by a union and avoids all discipline through threats and intimidation [Florida]

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Man checks all 4, finds them low on air, and fills them up. For some reason he goes to prison [News]

By • On 22/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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Here’s what has happened to the almost 100 Confederate monuments that were toppled last year after George Floyd’s death [Interesting]

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Looks like the northwestern US will be shoveling all winter [Interesting]

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NZ PM introducing Red Light districts to help with economic recovery once a region hits 90% vaccinated. Also something about Yellow and Green Lights [Followup]

By • On 22/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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Naval battles in the Arctic Ocean, mass migrations from the equator to survivable latitudes. It’s gonna be World War Z all up in here from climate change [Scary]

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At least I got to visit Chicago in the Before Time [Followup]

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A big rig full of candles crashes into a big rig full of lumber on Georgia’s deadliest freeway. It’s a match made in hell [Scary]

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A big rig full of candles crashes into a big rig full of lumber on Georgia’s deadliest freeway. It’s a match made in hell [Scary]

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Maga head injuries prove fatal [Sad]

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New police chief of notorious ticket trap town: “Nope, not going to help you guys with that” [Spiffy]

By • On 22/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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Evolution in action [Strange]

By • On 22/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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‘Cause of death of hiking California family & dog determined to have been heat related due to 110F degree weather. Among causes ruled out: extreme heat [Followup]

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It looks like a Brandon Lee happened in Alec Baldwin’s latest film [Sad]

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That antivax couple who died leaving five kids behind are not really dead according to antivaxxers who are a totally reliable source [Facepalm]

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Try the fermented soybean surprise, they said [Scary]

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Just because a Lamborghini is a Volkswagen, that doesn’t mean it’ll float [Dumbass]

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When your grandma passes away you have to clear the junk out of her house. Recipe books, old newspaper clippings, a pre-war MG, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini. Old people are such hoarders [Cool]

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Lawyer for man accused of selling cannabis takes the novel approach of suggesting its worth to be only €50 and not the €14,000 claimed by the cops because it was homegrown and ‘useless’. Suspended sentence achieved [Amusing]

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Photoshop these Muscovites [Photoshop]

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Well, that de-escalated quickly [Murica]

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Pug With No Bones: funny TikTok sensation, or song by America that’s easy to play on guitar? [Silly]

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No you can’t put your dog on a vegan diet and we’ll prosecute you if you do [Obvious]

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Turns out that pile of bones was just dirty Laundrie [Obvious]

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On this day in history, in 1861, the Battle of Ball’s Bluff took place, earning a place in the list of great defeats in history and serving as an important reminder of why you never bluff with certain body parts [Vintage]

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America’s favorite car for doing 55 in the fast lane vs a glorified golf cart [Amusing]

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A graphic artist at the Toronto Sun has confirmed their status as the GOAT. See for yourself [Silly]

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Did he also see Elvis and a female Bigfoot celebrating their wedding while the Loch Ness Monster presided? [Unlikely]

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Fox starting new streaming service to counter the fake liberal weather media [Stupid]

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Joseph Ferlazzo took an ax, and gave his wife forty whacks [Followup]

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Photoshop this swoopy side table [Photoshop]

By • On 21/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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4PM Eastern – It’s the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine and Trevor [Live]

By • On 21/10/2021 • In ||@ • 1 min read

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“Squid Game” alarm clock will start your day with a dart to the head [Amusing]

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“Squid Game” alarm clock will start your day with a dart to the head [Amusing]

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Scotland is breeding cows that produce fifty percent less gas. I’m holding out for an EV [Interesting]

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Ohio, the Florida of the mid-west, screws up Wilbur and Orville’s airplane on their new license plates, does not have the Wright stuff [Fail]

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I pity the fool who thought a volcano was going to hurt those dogs [Hero]

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I pity the fool who thought a volcano was going to hurt those dogs [Hero]

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Want to maximize your COVID exposure opportunity? [Strange]

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PA man decides to pull a Headless Horseman over parking spot [Dumbass]

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Suspecting the ‘ol “Peter Pettigrew” escape plan, police left to speculate whether Brian Laundrie is an unregistered animagus [Followup]

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On this day in history, in 1805, the Battle of Trafalgar took place, in which Admiral Lord Nelson soundly defeated a combined French and Spanish fleet while being mortally wounded. After being told victory was imminent, Nelson simply said “Ha ha” [Vintage]

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Soak her? I barely know her [Amusing]

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Palmdale CA woman in custody dispute livestreaming her hostage standoff over Instagram, you could go downvote Sherriff’s negotiators right now [Murica]

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Today’s 2-hour serving of ’80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Buzzcocks, Lowlife, and OH GOD INTERNS DUCT TAPE YOUR UNDERPANTS. Hear what commercial radio doesn’t sound like on pastFORWARD #270. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live]

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Today’s 2-hour serving of ’80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Buzzcocks, Lowlife, and OH GOD INTERNS DUCT TAPE YOUR UNDERPANTS. Hear what commercial radio doesn’t sound like on pastFORWARD #270. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live]

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Puppy theft leads to shootout (w/ holy fark video). She could have hit the dogs, neighbors, with the aim of an Imperial Stormtroopers [Scary]

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Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear decimates your bullpen [Scary]

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Penis plant blooms in Europe for the third time ever, two of those including the current one in Subby’s hometown [Weeners]

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UK truck driver attempts to alleviate the shipping crisis [Fail]

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The Hunter’s Moon is upon us so, you know, go hunt something. Subby just bagged a very rare but elusive double frosted chocolate donut [Spiffy]

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When news stories merge: Tampa Bay corn maze honors Gabby Petito [Facepalm]

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You too can have the gift of eternal youth, but like anything in life you have to pay for it …to a devious parasitic tapeworm [Interesting]

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You too can have the gift of eternal youth, but like anything in life you have to pay for it …to a devious parasitic tapeworm [Interesting]

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It’s like a “Road Warrior” & “Bill & Ted” double-feature when drivers road rage morphs into melee at Circle K [Florida]

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$85k/yr college thinks legacy admission is the problem [Unlikely]

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UK: A = f; ∴ B 4 Δ [Followup]

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UK: A = f; ∴ B 4 Δ [Followup]

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You should basically treat any onions you have in the house right now as if they’re live grenades [Scary]

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Photoshop this chair on the move [Photoshop]

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Some claim that California does not have four seasons, but they do: Fire, earthquake, drought, and landslide. Here comes landslide. Brought to you by Atmospheric River and a crack team of NOAA scientists coming up with names for stuff [Scary]

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Just in case you were unsure if the Judiciary was also under corporate influence, judge issues restraining order telling UAW they cannot engage in what used to be normal strike activity [Asinine]

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Meet Florida tenant man [Florida]

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Halloween decoration ideas for a trope-obsessed modern era that doesn’t scare easily [Scary]

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We push away the people who need help the most but don’t worry, we’re a “””Christian””” nation [Sick]

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Today’s Slatesplanation: Why we allowed Halloween to become SPOOOOOOOOOOKY SEASON [Silly]

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Belligerent burglars bone beneficiary by bulletin [Strange]

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Not content with violating San Francisco’s “proof of COVID vaccine or negative test” indoor dining mandate, In-N-Out does the same thing in Contra Costa County and gets fined. Ridiculous holocaust comparison in 3…2…1 [Followup]

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In what is a SciFi mashup, Emperor Palpatine doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore [Interesting]

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We know what Lawrence would do with one million dollars. Florida Man keeps it real and upgrades his toothbrush [Florida]

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Isn’t it irresponsible to let a motorcycle stunt rider rip around a decorative glass museum? Yes [Video]

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The lawyer responsible for TFG’s January 6 memo, John Eastman, is using a novel defense to argue against his disbarment. One that essentially boils down to, “I had my fingers crossed while I wrote the words in the memo” [Facepalm]

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Christian “school” suing against government oversight of its operations and facilities because, you know, nothing bad ever happens in unsupervised Christian schools that self regulate [Murica]

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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 859: “Off the Grid”. Details and rules in first post. LGT next week’s theme [Farktography]

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No shortage of shortages: The shortages hitting countries around the world. Follow-up tag supercedes Fail and Awkward tags [Followup]

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Four dogs trapped by lava flows by LaPalma volcano. Special operation underway to use drones to fly them out [Followup]

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Illinois State Police are looking for some graffiti artists who tagged their HQ. Suspects allegedly make loud, clanging sound when they walk [Facepalm]

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Japanese man arrested for fixing the cable [Strange]

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Queen accepts medical advice to rest, cancels Northern Ireland trip in favor of singing Bohemian Rhapsody at home [Interesting]

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Texas: I know — why don’t we just pave over all the places where liberals live in our state? [Stupid]

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Texas: I know — why don’t we just pave over all the places where liberals live in our state? [Stupid]

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FDA approves switching 5G carriers [News]

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Um, that’s a completely different kind of shower [Giggity]

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White House rolls out plan to vaccinate kids as young as five with Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine. Kids under five to eventually receive the Flintstones Chewable vaccine [Cool]

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The headline went with Urine Trouble, but Peeget Sound was right there, man [Scary]

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I think that i shall never see, a poet who’s as white as me. Gas grill, golf bag, SUV, subscription to AARP [Misc]

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